THE MOTHERFUCKING ORIGINAL STORY, SHORT VERSION WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh man.

A lithe young woman sat slumped over in a chair, asleep, with a book near where her head lie. She stirred as a guard checked the library for any intruders.

“Oi, girl. You have to leave now, closing hours are well passed.”

She groggily mumbled something incoherent in reply. This made the guard pulled her up by the neck of her shirt.

“You have to wake up, girl, and leave. Now.”

AND THEN A FISH CAME IN AND SLAMMED INTO A TEA WALL, LOSING ALL OF ITS HEARTS.

Inspiration for the last line comes from Sinespe. Woo.

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